Wait... Is that not the original line? Marina Sirtis has some serious acting skills, because logically I know the F-bomb can't be there, but I remember it perfectly from her inflection.
Out of everything he did, this was his worst command.
He's in TEMPORARY command of a ship while the captain is on a short term mission. He's asking for a huge sweeping change to the ship's roster. The amount of work it would take to adjust everyone to a new schedule, just to shift everything back when Picard gets home is pointless.
I could defend almost every other decision he made, but this one... This is why he's in the books as the worst captain.
"Mmm let's see, the ship is about to go into a potential crisis situation, yes this sounds like the perfect time to break up a ton of working relationships and give my whole crew jetlag"
If Picard says "All hands, abandon the fucking ship!" right before the USS Bozeman hits the Enterprise in Cause and Effect would that count as one since they're stuck in a time loop?
WORF: Duras.
DURAS: What is that doing here?
KLINGON: He has claimed the right of vengeance.
DURAS: You have no rights here, traitor!
WORF: K'Ehleyr was my fuck buddy.
My original idea was already posted, but I could see Q just dropping an "Oh fuck you Picard" somewhere. Or you could have that lady come up to Picard on Risa and basically be like "hey, you wanna fuck?"
If I had heard that as a kid in 1992 I would have thought I was crazy, and I wouldn't have been able to find out if it was real until I learned how the internet worked in 1999.
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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
"All Good Things..." at the end of act reveal.
Makeitstop@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
After saying it twice and not making progress:
"Darmok and Jalad at fucking Tanagra"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 1y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
"Darmok and Jalad fucking at Tanagra!"
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
These are all great, but this is my favorite because it reinforces that the Universal Translator works, they're just talking past each-other.
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
that's hilarious
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 39 pts · 1y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 27 pts · 1y
You had all episode to explain, Lieutenant. You chose to be a creeper instead.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
All the more reason why LeVar Burton objected to Geordi's characterization.
He did get at least some redemption in Picard season 3.
lengau@midwest.social · 37 pts · 1y
Data drinking.
"More?"
"Fuck yes!"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
OpenStars@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 1y
Q: "How can I prove to you people I'm mortal?"
Worf: "Fucking die."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Late, but there ya go.
SatyrSack@feddit.org · 33 pts · 1y
Counselor Deanna Troi, personal log, stardate 44805.3 - My fucking mother is on board.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
Wait... Is that not the original line? Marina Sirtis has some serious acting skills, because logically I know the F-bomb can't be there, but I remember it perfectly from her inflection.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
She's just that good, to make you hear it despite it not being there.:-)
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Exactly! It's spooky!
metaStatic@kbin.earth · 30 pts · 1y
There are 4 fucking lights
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
AtariDump@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Guess I’m a robot.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
“It is pronounced Day-ta.”
“What’s the difference?”
“One is my fucking name. The other is not.”
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Okay, now this is my favorite.
I'm also imagining it as Data's only ever F-bomb, and that it's never explained.
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 1y
Is that his "fucking" name, like what Tasha calls him? 😁
teft@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
"Will, don't worry. It won't be like it was twelve years ago… and this time no one's going to fucking stop us."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
If they got just 1 more.
Edit: now with less "ficking"
sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org · 25 pts · 1y
Is this a PG-13 "non-sexual" fuck? If not, then...
"Are you... fully FUCKtional?"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
"If not, have I got something for you!"
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 1y
Omg this is it, this is the winner right here! 💕
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
"It was a fucking adult that did it!!!"
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
I wanted to do more but working is getting in the fucking way
Wogi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Same episode. "Deanna, put on a fucking uniform."
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Get that fucking fish out of the Ready Room.
mipadaitu@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Out of everything he did, this was his worst command.
He's in TEMPORARY command of a ship while the captain is on a short term mission. He's asking for a huge sweeping change to the ship's roster. The amount of work it would take to adjust everyone to a new schedule, just to shift everything back when Picard gets home is pointless.
I could defend almost every other decision he made, but this one... This is why he's in the books as the worst captain.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Funny thing is that not long after this, the bulk of the fleet changed to a 4 shift rotation.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Gamma shift would be the fourth shift though. I never heard Mariner complain about Gamma shift, ergo they don't exist.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Dammit! Transposed my ancient Greek alphabet that I have never been able to fully memorize.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
No worries, just here to inform and entertain. Whether or not anyone asked.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
I learned it as far as hard drives i have in my file server, so Eta
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Would it take a lot of work? Couldn't the computer just do it?
Of course it'd be highly disruptive to the crew.
LynneOfFlowers@midwest.social · 2 pts · 1y
"Mmm let's see, the ship is about to go into a potential crisis situation, yes this sounds like the perfect time to break up a ton of working relationships and give my whole crew jetlag"
Brkdncr@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
“Let’s fucking go!” In the title sequence of tng right before they go to warp.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Taewyth@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 1y
Time to make it a gif and it will be perfect
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Not really my forte, but look to jawa21 or SatyrSack.
SatyrSack@feddit.org · 19 pts · 1y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
If Picard says "All hands, abandon the fucking ship!" right before the USS Bozeman hits the Enterprise in Cause and Effect would that count as one since they're stuck in a time loop?
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
A dozen, a hundred, it's impossible to tell.
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
billiam0202@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
swab148@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
"I'm too fat to run!"
Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
I'm a 46 year old man with a wife and kid. I've got a beard, and I ride a motorbike. I could quite neatly fit the stereotype of a manly man.
Watching this scene, I giggled like a schoolgirl, and I'm trying not to giggle now :D
OpenStars@piefed.social · 16 pts · 1y
OpenStars@piefed.social · 18 pts · 1y
Whatever you do, don't waste it on Riker!
Edit: it's based on this nature-themed meme:
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
OpenStars@piefed.social · 23 pts · 1y
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
LaForge and Troy: What the fuck!?
Riker: Holy shit I'm glad I'm not you right now.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah we don't even want to know what's in his holodeck programs...
OpenStars@piefed.social · 15 pts · 1y
No, better one:
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
His favorite song is the 90s hit Berserker.
My love for you is like a truck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR
Would you like some making fuck, BERRRRSERRRRKEERRRR
Flummoxed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Did he just say making fuck??
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1y
Exclaim a good long expletive to those in Sto-vo-kor, a warning, great fucker is on the way.
teft@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
This made me think of a funny edit.
Scene: The IKS Vorn after Kehleyhr’s death
WORF: Duras.
DURAS: What is that doing here?
KLINGON: He has claimed the right of vengeance.
DURAS: You have no rights here, traitor!
WORF: K'Ehleyr was my fuck buddy.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
It has to be the Klingons at the end of "The Chase".
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
My original idea was already posted, but I could see Q just dropping an "Oh fuck you Picard" somewhere. Or you could have that lady come up to Picard on Risa and basically be like "hey, you wanna fuck?"
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
ptz@dubvee.org · 7 pts · 1y
mvirts@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Obviously when data gets feels
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
"Mr. Data, sometimes I fucking envy you."
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 13 pts · 1y
"I am fully-fucking-functional." - Data
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Fully fucktional. Pass it as a glitch like includeling the kidneys
crapwittyname@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
This is a top notch post and thread, and has reminded me why I continue to use the internet. Good job everyone.
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
"Tea. Earl Grey. Fucking hot."
Sneak it into any episode, the less expected the better.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If I had heard that as a kid in 1992 I would have thought I was crazy, and I wouldn't have been able to find out if it was real until I learned how the internet worked in 1999.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Coffee. Piping hot. With a generous slice of cherry pie.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Anywhere in here is fine
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Like that?
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Fuck! It is fucking possible to commit no fucking mistakes and still fucking lose. That is not a fucking weakness. That is fucking life.
Hmm might have gone a bit over budget there, but fuck it.
Repelle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y
Oof. Somehow still too soon for my feelings. Lol.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 1y
Set the tone in pilot and hope you can negotiate more later:
As soon as the space jellyfish as freed, Groppler Zorn goes "oh fuck."
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 1y
I think you mean... Perfucktion?
potajito@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
All this is great! Thanks!
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
How has no one said, “There are 4 fucking lights!”
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
It's there. Just keep scrolling.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Vasquez Rocks, the undisputed queen of science fiction.
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Ah missed it ty, restored my faith in ten forward
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
All good.
ptz@dubvee.org · 3 pts · 1y
I don't know, but that's a perfect place to drop it for sure.
ajikeshi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
random scene with worf in 10 forward where he spills his prune juice
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Not 10 Forward, but rather on Planet Key Lime Pie that is conjured in "Hide and Q"
ptz@dubvee.org · 6 pts · 1y
I always called it the green screen planet.
Taleya@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Generations. replace the O Shit.
Or first contact, Worf's choice
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The Worf one is from a blooper.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The line must be drawn here! This far, no fucking further!
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Beam me the fuck up, NOW!