c/onehundredninetysix · by Cornflake@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1yYour rule won't glow Folks and fellas, I can't fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :] 349 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world
29 Comments
uservoid1@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
You need to shake it to make it glow
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 1y
Damn it, leaked out.
Note: Don't shake it too much
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
pls don't do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 11 pts · 1y
at least we don't have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
As demonstrated in the documentary The New Guy.
midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Broke dick, broke dick, broke dick!
zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Promise?
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Yes. Promise. Sadly I'm not joking
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
That's why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
unknown name...
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
That sounds like you are speaking from experience.
(I hope you don't and I am slightly concerned)
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I can't bend it, its flacid rn ☹️
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Here, enjoy:
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
Majira!
frezik@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Sir, this is a futanari website.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I didn't show the full picture, did I? 😎
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
What a cute strawberry :3
Pilon23@feddit.dk · 10 pts · 1y
This message is woke
yonder@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
This message is propaganda by Big Sleep
hOrni@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
So I probably should see a doctor...
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 1y
LOL this guy's dick doesn't glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
j4k3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
butt it might grow rule
parrhesia@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to turn on the lights
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Like viagra but better!
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The crack is the best part though, let’s be real. The glow is just a bonus
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Yours doesn't?
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits