Superman mutates into Super-Landlord

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13 Comments

aaaa@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Can you guess why Jimmy has to live in a slum?

Because Superman is a super-dick?

mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

he's superman he could fix everything. and not just for Olsen.

habitat for humanity? done.

distribute food to the needy? done.

stop genocide etc.,

but he doesn't. Superdick.

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

that's some great smbc

TotesIllegit@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Anyone else notice the drip bucket and crack in the ceiling seem to be on opposite sides of the room?

TotalFat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Landlord is MC Escher

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

I was just gonna point out that Superman refused to occupy euclidian space. What a boss!

bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

At least it looks like they allow pets.

GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Actually, the rats' landlord told them they're only allowed one human and they'll have to get rid of one of they wanna stay.

LorIps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Well, they only have one human and one Kryptonian

ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Who's job does he think it is to empty the trash?

Laser@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Superman's Pal Bitch

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y