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c/microblogmemes · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1y

LET ME OUT OF HERE

497 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 1y (2 replies)

And there is no escape

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The way is shut
It is kept by those who are dead
The way is shut.

weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

*It is kept by those who are married ... And have a really awkward relationship

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y

And their tone keeps changing so you can't tell if it's sarcasm or not

pennomi@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
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LouNeko@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

You escape by finding the six-shooter in the office desk loaded with one bullet.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Babe I can handle.

Progressive extensions of "My wittle hunny-bunny shnookie-wookums"...?

I'm turning them into a fine mist with my bare hands.

Blueteamsecguy@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it's hilarious to me

Ste41th@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

And they say it quietly then loudly just to annoy you some more

VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is the plot of an episode of The Office

undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch · 3 pts · 1y

You burn it, you buy it!

Oh good! I’ll be your first customer!

Love it

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hey, hey, we have laws about torture.

callouscomic@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

You have laws?

rImITywR@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

You took me by the hand

affiliate@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

this would be in violation of the 8th amendment

chtk@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y

Is the couple Kristen Wiig and Jason Sudeikis, in character as the two a-holes?

Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just say 'melon' a bunch of times.

Piemanding@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I still don't know if that was a bug or if the dev purposely did that.

Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I'm more of a darlin' kind of person.

grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y

The only one I call "babe" is my dog. And he's deaf so I don't think he cares.

criitz@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 1y

No you're schmoopi!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y

🎵 Babe. I got you babe.🎵