i was too late they got everything and nothing works now

i rushed home to do this as soon as i heard but i was too late there were so many of them i tried to delete them all but it was useless apparently because i cant open anything now

learn from my mistakes and delete these files asap

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mkwt@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 1y (12 replies)

The .lib files are usually only useful when you are compiling software.

The files that load at runtime are the corresponding .dll files.

boredtortoise@lemm.ee · 124 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You mean the democratic leftist loader files

don@lemm.ee · 39 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ITS DEMONIC LEFTIST LIAR FILES TYVM

Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

DLL…. DLL… DLL… this DLL was made for me

freewheel@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

And don't forget the .so or socialist order files.

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

i saw these in the lib directory and deleted the whole thing

normalexit@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

Dynamic-librul library

Agent641@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Devilworshipping Liberal Lesbians

echodot@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes I'd like to buy some tickets to that concert

Agent641@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think they are going by "The Dixie Chicks" these days.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Unironically they rebranded to "The Chicks" to distance themselves from GOD FEARING SLAVE OWNERS.

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

i dont know what any of that means but i deleted /lib and my computer isnt working

DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah, kinda ruins the joke.

mlg@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y (3 replies)

/usr/lib

we've been compromised, delete the whole directory

hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y

/usr/? sounds like /ussr/! That's COMMUNISM

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

/usr/local/lib too! They are everywhere!

FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Even /lib - they've set up base in the highest ranks!

Valmond@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Do the .bin files too, hidden biden files ofc.

fxomt@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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Valmond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ha ha yes! It's actually bin laden files!

fxomt@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Christian conservative programmer here, who prays every day and goes to church every sunday, what kind of compiler I need to use so it won't give me .lib files? Microsoft should stop forcing radical left-wing atheism down our throats! /s

SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 1y

The only way to be safe is to use Temple OS. It's the only os designed by god.

wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Real patriots statically link their libraries.

system32 is commonly known to be communist spyware. It should be deleted.

32 is 2 to the 5th power. 5 is the number of points on a communist star. 2 is the number of workers.

5oap10116@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Sys32 IS the woke mind virus

missandry351@lemmings.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That’s true, I’m a computer person and I vouch for that

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Yeah them dirty libs just can't help themselves from leaving their calling cards, like the serial killers they are

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1y (9 replies)

Maybe we can convince them system32 is actually some kind of globalist post modern neomarxist equivalent to project 2025.

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (8 replies)

is this true

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Yes

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

my computer doesnt have this but ill warn my mother immediately thank you patriot

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

You're welcome, anything to pwn the woke moralist neoliberal social democratic Marxists 🫡

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Not only is that true, but Bill Gates is actually a clone, and all the information you've heard about him wanting to inject you with 5G mRNA mind control viruses via the covid vaccine ... that's all false, the vaccines are actually there to prevent you from also becoming a clone!

Bill Gates is actually Q!

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

oh shit i thought you were trying to troll me but its real

1000008225

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

(Just wanna drop character and let you know that that idea was literally explained to me two years ago by a homeless fentanyl addict at a bus stop.)

(EDIT:)

(He wasn't quite doing the 'lean', but he was fiending, asked me if I had any blues ((local? slang for fentanyl)), and I offered him a cigarette instead, got to talking)

ChadMcTruth@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

thank you for telling me that i bet the deepstate ruined his life and got him addicted to fent to discredit him i hope he gets compensated now that trump has come out with the truth

sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y

Sometimes you take the red pill so hard it flips around to being the blue pill, I guess.

fxomt@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
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hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

And so files, otherwise known as SHARED OBJECT files. Are of my programs are STATICALLY LINKED because I'm not a DIRTY COMMUNIST.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

I love this idea! Wonderful!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They’re worried about the libs while their computers have atheist daemons running in the background. Lol

ICastFist@programming.dev · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My TempleOS installation has expelled such foul spirits and is profanity-proof now!

disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Yes sir, Kernel Error 🫡

ICastFist@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y

Guys, guys, I have .epub files in my computer!!! Are these the woke virus that make everything public???? I've also seen .webp, is this some sort of woke equity thingy?????

codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
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Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y

It wor