c/lemmyshitpost · by cm0002@lemmy.world · 1yThis post is in honor of [username]2 477 points · 23 comments · view on lemmy.world
23 Comments
rtxn@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
Here's a cursed idea for capitalists: renting your online identity. You pay a subscription fee to keep your original username, or you get an ugly suffix. If a suffixless username becomes available, it is put on auction for the suffixed plebeians.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 13 pts · 1y
They don't need help
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
What's wrong with adding a prefix?
rtxn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
@Crazyslinkz-ede64b01-9229-46f5-aadf-2eabe25e6245@lemmy.world just doesn't roll off the tongue that easily.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I dunno ஓ๑♥๑ஓxxx420davefrommarketing14420xxxஓ๑♥๑ஓ what is wrong with adding a prefix
Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
This guy gets the joke 😃
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
Weirdly, my password was rejected because someone else used "hunter" as theirs, so I had to add a damn 2 to it, smh
kameecoding@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
What did they use? All I see is "******"
CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in · 19 pts · 1y
you can do better by getting a domain :D
cm0002@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Me with like 20 domains
Yea I can take out another one
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You don't have 20 domains. You have a realm.
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 3 pts · 1y
too many tlds
kabi@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
sober_monk@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
"What do you mean there's another dude who's called BajaBootyBlast?"
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
BootyBlastTheBaja
Kelo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
That's why I love fediverse. Username taken on one instance? Just sign up on the other server!
zeke_92@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Why do you have to hurt me like that? 😐😥
grue@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I refuse to believe that lemm.ee has 91 other zekes.
zeke_92@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Probably not that just my go to if Zeke is already taken 😐
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Gotta be unique/creative. i setup his accounts years ago, Critical Pancake.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Something needs to be done about zoomies
wisely@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
ReCursing@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I have a hyphen in my bluesky username and dots in my discord one because of this
RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Wait, you wanted to call yourself cm000?
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
It's free real estate!