Crash tests didn't prepare for this

This car is ready

Tengu 👺 car

Confused boner

I'm convinced, give me the hotdog

I should call him

I know it's a joke, but that thing is just a thin fiberglass shell. It'll make very little difference in a collision.

Ever see that weird addiction show where the guy was in an intimate relationship with his car?

I just wanna strap a saddle to the front and be driven around downtown.

Don't threaten me with a good time.

Ok, I’m hard, now what?

This must be how Oscar Meyer wienermobiles are made. I mean I don’t see a buncar anywhere, but all the same.

Imagine living in a country where such a contraption is actually street legal.

Need

"Oh my!" - George Takei

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