Spits Blood

"People who smoke cigarettes, they say:

“You don’t know how hard it is to quit smoking.”

Yes, I do. It’s as hard as it is to start flossing." - Mitch Hedberg

422 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world

12 Comments

Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 46 pts · 1y (6 replies)

The issue is, if you start flossing here and there, then they start recommending every night. If you do that, they recommend after every meal.

Feels like a negative sum game.

hydration9806@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 1y

A negative gum game, if you will

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 1y

They must have eventually wrote something in my file. A few years ago the nagging stopped and the dentist just says “I’ll take what I can get” after asking how often I floss.

Vincent@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Just do a quick tour with a toothpick before brushing at night. Costs almost no time nor effort, yet is a massive improvement.

Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My dentist sez flossing is on it's way out, everybody should start using these really small interdental toothbrushes anyway.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I can't even get floss between some of my teeth without shredding it how am I supposed to get a toothbrush in there. If floss or a waterpik, which I really should buy, can't do it, I'm out of luck.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I floss when I get shit between my teeth. I eat popcorn most nights so I floss most nights. It works out.

doortodeath@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Biggest fan of flossing

ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

I've fallen in and out of the habit of regular flossing, but I have learned that if you start doing it everyday about 2 weeks before your dentist appointment, they can't tell the difference.

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Who's the guy on the left supposed to be?

Asking for a ... uhh... friend.

2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

The dentist?

(Tone doesn't carry, so I'm asking like, do you mean the guy on the left/dentist, not "the dentist!?, if that makes any sense.)

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
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