The tweezers are hard but why does no one talk about gluing the strands back together? How many students drop out of graduate school because their double helix looks like a ladder? It's so hard!
This reminds me of the ASMR video I watched where this person removed my cranial nerves for cleaning and I was so immersed that I was kind of weirded out and upset by their sudden theft.
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
24 Comments
otter@lemmy.ca · 70 pts · 1y
This is why the quantum expander device is helpful
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
WTF are "tweasers"??? Apparently they're so small that an alternate spelling was needed 🤣
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 27 pts · 1y
Quantum tweezers change text based on observation
otacon239@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Twæsers
Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Love it! Mai brain!
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Yeah, it's not called "tweaser", it's "crispr"
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
owo tweasews
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 1y
Hey baby, are you DNA helicase, because I wanna unzip your genes 😏
Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 12 pts · 1y
Wouldn't that be "are you DNA helicase, because I want you to unzip my genes?"
If the other person is the enzyme, then they are the unzipper.
Nomecks@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
I butchered it
reinei@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No no, that's a different enzyme to cut your DNA!
runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Exo- or endo-nuclease!
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Hey bebe, are you polyamerous, because I wanna split you between two canonical splice sites 😏
gmtom@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
It's like how computer scientists just stick scree drivers or soldering irons into tower pcs all day.
nicerdicer@feddit.org · 17 pts · 1y
Like this:
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
The tweezers are hard but why does no one talk about gluing the strands back together? How many students drop out of graduate school because their double helix looks like a ladder? It's so hard!
stray@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
This reminds me of the ASMR video I watched where this person removed my cranial nerves for cleaning and I was so immersed that I was kind of weirded out and upset by their sudden theft.
athairmor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Genetic aestheticians.
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
https://lcamtuf.coredump.cx/elec_stock/
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y
Wow, I don't think a single one of those people even know what a soldering iron is.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
I like this one:
The Solderer
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
The guy taking a drill to the motherboard got a good chuckle out of me.
Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
You losers are still using mechanical tweezers? I upgraded to optical tweezers long ago.
latenightnoir@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
yoink