You mean they didn't accept your fake sovcit passport, sovcit?

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 1y (10 replies)
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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Did find his plate though.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Ixoid@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

I think that's part of the magik. It doesn't work if everything is spelled correctly.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Make my illegal license plate as noticeable as possible, please."

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I can see how a tired cop would maybe miss the one that say Private, because they're kind of nondescript, but this one is wild.

Dultas@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

I see his issue. It says Republic of Texas but has State of Texas seal. Rookie mistake

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Dang, he doesn't say. Did she wave her arms and hypnotize the jail clerk like the vampires on What We Do In The Shadows? Who knows.

NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
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Aganim@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Careful, that might net you a Masquerade violation.

SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y

Probably those with the "In god we trust" printed over.. and it was an error, should've left him there.

stinerman@midwest.social · 54 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I'm actually shocked that they decided to get the carry license.

Of course they've now contracted with the government and all bets are off.

RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com · 30 pts · 1y

Because deep down they know it's all bullshit and they're unwilling to catch a gun charge, but they don't mind pretending traffic law is beneath them.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That’s how they get ya!

metaStatic@kbin.earth · 28 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This shit works on them because it's all fake.

But they don't yet understand that the fake stuff backed up with guns is slightly less fake.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It's just the promise of violence and cops are basically an occupying army. Your know what I mean?

Dimension20

PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Brennan Lee Mulligan never fucking misses. I love that in the Bingo episode of Game Changers, one of Brennan’s bingo squares was “anticapitalist rant” and it got stamped almost immediately.

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 2 pts · 1y

You could said that is a Citations Needed quote and would be right too.

Gerudo@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Yes, you can carry without a license in Texas. I'm assuming either they have priors, or it's unregistered, and that's why they charged him with illegal possession.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y

What? A person like this who very obviously follows the spirit and letter of the law has priors?

Was it in a courtroom with a fringe on the flag? Because that doesn't count since it's maritime law.

imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

you don't have to register firearms in most states, including Texas

shalafi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Maybe something to do with being armed while committing a crime? Yeah, your gun carrying rights go right out the fucking window if you're criming.

lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Instant 5 stars with that passport card ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y (3 replies)

His plate:

frostysauce@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Bold to display "Non-US Citizen" on your vehicle. In this day age. In fucking Texas.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y

He's Hispanic too, so it's extra mins boggling.

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 10 pts · 1y

Gues the 9-109 law they cite is for recreational vehicles, golf cars and that they ignore other paragraphs where it specify some vehicle characteristics to be except of licensing.

gac11@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

5 stars and 2 thumbs up

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Somehow I believe that the author is withholding information.

kungen@feddit.nu · 8 pts · 1y

Despite Texas being so gun-friendly, it's probably something with "possession of a firearm during commission of a crime" or something.

Whateley@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y

"My anti-law spells didn't work. I'm being oppressed!"

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I don't know who was the biggest idiot in this story, the sovshit or his sister who was stupid enough to bail him out.

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Well the sister will get a nice coupon in return for her deed. Also this dude is Hispanic in Texas, and messing with the cops right now under those circumstances sure seems stupid.

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

I bet that if I don't know that jackass I'm no more than one degree of separation from him. I know tons of these folks up in East Texas.