Mind if I get by?

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Spitzspot@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

In a while crocodile.

lena@gregtech.eu · 4 pts · 1y

Later, alligator

you and 3 of your limbs

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

That is a fat gator. Must have eaten something large, so maybe not so hungry? I still wouldn't try to find out.

He ate the last person that asked to get by

I'm not sure gators understand the idea of not being hungry.

nerv@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This reminds of a joke.

You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?

::: spoiler Title Wherever he sees fit.

Are you willing to argue with him about it?

:::

Contentedness@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

What do you call a tyrannosaurus that's deaf?

Anything ya want, he can't hear ya!

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter, he's not gonna come to you anyway!

That's a nice one!

Me frfr

A wild Crocolax is blocking your path.

Typical gator around here is 4-6". Being that they won't attack anything larger than them, no worries, especially in a kayak or canoe.

If I saw that motherfucker cruising the swamp, I'd be near panic. Even with a trolling motor on the canoe, I can't move faster than that animal.

Inches from eyes to snout ~= feet in length. That dude has to be 15', and I'm being conservative.

bro's going to give out a side quest

ftbd@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

What is your name? What is your quest? What... is your favorite colour?

sluuuuuuurp