DNA

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10 Comments

skip0110@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I feel like this could be a Columbo episode

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 1y

Columbo doesn't go after working class criminals. He specialises in taking down the rich.

ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 1y

"Hm, analysis appears to show the culprit was the entire kitchen staff that used the urinal that day."

Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y (5 replies)

I'm very tired, could someone explain

FLP22012005@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The waiter will spit in his soup.

Schneemann@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I thought he'd put a hair in it

troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Or jerk off into it like in that documentary, Fight Club

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Like when a girl squirts, it was urine.

Isoprenoid@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y

Nah, to get hairs you need to send back French toast. Just like in this demonstration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNfciDzZTNM

gimmelemmy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Former food service worker here

Perfection