This little guy is how I know I don't belong anywhere but the library of the SCP foundation. I want to pet him. He's friend shaped. I cannot be trusted.
Yeah, but there's a whole bunch of dog SCP's out there and I want to pet them too. I have no self control I will die first. I'm not stupid enough to pet a bear, but... I still want to.
26 Comments
ICastFist@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y
40k fans: yeah i'm good, too
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 6 pts · 1y
Maybe some of us want to be part of some "minor" war crimes.
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Nah I'm devoting myself to slaanesh immediately.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 1 pts · 1y
When I first read this, I read it as downvoting myself to slaanesh. I was like "Yeah, that's a very Slaaneshi comment."
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If I could, I'd sign on with papa nurgle yesterday
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y
You can get a feel of that at your nearest MtG tournament
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
Only thing I want from SCP is 999
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
enjoy
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
This little guy is how I know I don't belong anywhere but the library of the SCP foundation. I want to pet him. He's friend shaped. I cannot be trusted.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Cannot be trusted to what? Isn't he freely accessible to all staff?
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
To not pet the anomalies. Pretty sure we're not supposed to pet most of them.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
This particular one is encouraged :)
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, but there's a whole bunch of dog SCP's out there and I want to pet them too. I have no self control I will die first. I'm not stupid enough to pet a bear, but... I still want to.
MattW03@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
:3
nichtburningturtle@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y
Some SCP-500 would also be great.
Pacrat173@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
To be fair when I asked a few people said they’d like to be D-Class which is… uh a bit worrying I’d say
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
I like the pocket dimension ones like I could probably survive in an endless IKEA, just build a fort out of Billys and Applaros you know?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
There would be an infinite Blåhaj supply too. Sign me up!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
I wanna be that dude who can teleport to other worlds. 😩
techwithjake@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, but he can't control it and he just randomly goes to other worlds. No guarantee if it'll be awesome or horrifying.
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Stargate Fans: I wanna be Walter Harriman!
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1y
"And then i say 'seventh Chevron locked,' y'know, to change it up."
dumbass@leminal.space · 1 pts · 1y
We wish to be Walter then end up being Sgt Siler
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe, I want to be D-Class.
LolaCat@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Sincerely, why‽
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I wanna be a woofus