RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to-make-measles-deaths-so-common-they-wont-be-upsetting-anymore/

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13 Comments

makuus@pawb.social · 50 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.

Sanctus@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Its real for Samoa. He already did this there. With fucking measles.

Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?

Fidel_Cashflow@lemmy.ml · -20 pts · 1y

under both administrations, tbh

Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y

As time goes on I eat the onion more and more...

Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Like school shootings

Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Honestly guys, who doesn't love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another."

foggianism@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Hollywood loves seeing children die. Just watch how they treat media personalities who dare to say "Free Palestine".

fckreddit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.

Daisyday@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's not like children pay taxes.

coaxil@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Yeah easy enough to just make more :(

normanwall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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DogPeePoo@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Melt Gibson