Fruit

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23 Comments

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 230 pts · 1y (10 replies)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 82 pts · 1y (8 replies)

I already had you tagged as "furious train masturbator". Things have come full circle and I'm delighted.

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y

I think that's what they call racism

felsiq@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

What app/frontend are you using that allows tagging users? Sounds like a cool feature

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y

Boost

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I'm stealing this

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I already have you tagged as "loves stealing"

PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

Can I steal this to Tag myself?

Not gonna lie, I didn't expect that

Edit: IT WORKED

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I think that’s what they call racism

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Tagging you as "calls out racism"

bone_white_dry_and_scaly@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y

Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn't exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn't very good.

Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's not porn. It's a nude emoji I got from my game

BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 29 pts · 1y (4 replies)

I wish this was real

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I wish I was

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

hey it's my turn to believe someone else is a solipsist and right.

Thorry84@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y

You'll always be real in my heart <3

8000gnat@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y

it is real

proof: im the emoji

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 25 pts · 1y

I can shave my face and pubes at the same time! So convenient!

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 24 pts · 1y

I need the butthole one, stat.

livjq@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's a nude egg I won in my game!

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Why aren't you listening to me?!

Slagathor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

That one egg was worth 40 eggs?