Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn't exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn't very good.
23 Comments
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 230 pts · 1y
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 82 pts · 1y
I already had you tagged as "furious train masturbator". Things have come full circle and I'm delighted.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
I think that's what they call racism
felsiq@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
What app/frontend are you using that allows tagging users? Sounds like a cool feature
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Boost
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
I'm stealing this
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I already have you tagged as "loves stealing"
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
Can I steal this to Tag myself?
Not gonna lie, I didn't expect that
Edit: IT WORKED
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I think that’s what they call racism
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Tagging you as "calls out racism"
bone_white_dry_and_scaly@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y
Please put a spoiler tag on this comment. I was trying to masturbate to it but then I accidentally saw the ending too quickly and my orgasm wasn't exactly what you would call ruined, but it wasn't very good.
Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
That's not porn. It's a nude emoji I got from my game
frank@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
For the uninitiated
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K0OSfbPJFa4&t=144s&pp=2AGQAZACAQ%3D%3D
BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one · 29 pts · 1y
I wish this was real
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
I wish I was
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
hey it's my turn to believe someone else is a solipsist and right.
Thorry84@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
You'll always be real in my heart <3
8000gnat@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 1y
it is real
proof: im the emoji
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 25 pts · 1y
I can shave my face and pubes at the same time! So convenient!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 24 pts · 1y
I need the butthole one, stat.
livjq@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
That's a nude egg I won in my game!
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Why aren't you listening to me?!
Slagathor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
That one egg was worth 40 eggs?