c/theonion · by Maven@lemmy.zip · 1yLong Time No Semen Source 219 points · 17 comments · view on lemmy.world
17 Comments
AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 1y
Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 1y
sweaty and cybertruck-chested
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 1y
Jack off all trades is gold.
casmael@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.
DJDarren@sopuli.xyz · 22 pts · 1y
This is a master(bation)piece.
darko8472@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 1y
Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Considering how insecure Elon is, I doubt that there is anything to hold it up!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Not much left after the botched implant.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Turkey baster.... love it.
otto@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Needs more labels
SARGE@startrek.website · 9 pts · 1y
atro_city@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?
Maven@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 1y
Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm
nick@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
14 as of today I believe.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Guess it's better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
You misunderstood. I meant Musk's VP, The Orange Rapist.