Darren

u/DJDarren@sopuli.xyz
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on Totally owned! · c/political_weirdos · 16 pts · 301d

Milquetoast.

I own the libs by laying down on a plastic sheet and letting bunch of guys cover me in cum, while shouting "WHO'S OWNED NOW, LIBS?!". I then rub the delicious cum into my skin to really show them who's boss.

How could I be afraid of homosexuals if I lay down beneath them, letting them spill their seed onto every square mm of my body?

on Computer Update · c/comicstrips · 2 pts · 301d

I bought my first MacBook in '07, which came with Tiger installed. A couple of months later they released Leopard for £130, or free if you bought your Mac within the last month. So I contacted them and asked whether I'd had mine too long to get the free update. They said I had, but that they'd send me the disc for the cost of postage anyway.

So I paid £5 for Leopard.

Back in 2007 when I bought my first MacBook it came with a massive 1Gb RAM, so I asked the lad in the store about upgrading to 2Gb. He pointed me in the direction of a site where I could get it for a damn sight cheaper.

Yeah, Apple have been playing that game for a loooong time.

My lad's bike was nicked from a train station a few months back. He'd left it there, locked in the rack while he was at work. You know, pretty standard stuff.

BTP told him they weren't going to investigate it because it was left for longer than 2 hours.

I'm still fucking angry about that.

edit: Oh, just read the article, and yeah, that's exactly what it's about. Cunts.

on Timeless advice · c/whitepeopletwitter · 19 pts · 306d

Americans and their attitude to their holiday allowance will never cease to amaze me.

Literally the only consideration I need to make on behalf of my employer is whether my days off will leave less than 75% of my department out. And as that never happens then I never have to think about it.

If you have holiday available to you, take it.

on What's your test for people? · c/memes · 3 pts · 306d

My ex wife always refused to put her shit in the bin at McD's on the basis that someone was paid to do it.

No. Someone was paid to wipe the table down, not pick up your shit.