Totally owned!

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 139 pts · 331d (8 replies)

is this real?

theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 331d (5 replies)

Unfortunately, yes.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 78 pts · 331d

"Unfortunately"? It's hilarious

MarieMarion@literature.cafe · 25 pts · 331d (3 replies)

Ok but why? How? What kind of context makes the story work? I'm 6,000km away and now I'm invested.

__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 331d

There's no context that'll make it make sense

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 331d (1 reply)

Here's all I can find about it: https://www.edgemedianetwork.com/story/297976

Sounds like maybe he was trying to make a point about not having a problem with gays? I don't really know.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 13 pts · 329d

Nah, it was the era of "I'm not a homophobe, I'm not scared of them, I just want to murder them"

CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 330d (1 reply)

Yes lmao, I saw it back when it happened. Dude is unhinged.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 330d

I think you mean "on hinge"

hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 90 pts · 331d

You should see what he does at the dumpster behind the turnpike Arby's to own the libs.

thericofactor@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 331d

So many repressed feelings.

don@lemmy.ca · 58 pts · 331d (3 replies)

Not feelin particularly owned, there, gav-o, give ‘er another go, hey?

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 25 pts · 331d (2 replies)

No, no, no! We should pretend he totally owned us, and say that is how to do it, and see how many other right wing fascist fucks we can get to sodomize themselves.

Ancalagon@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 331d (1 reply)

Ouch each thrust makes me feel totally owned.

dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 26 pts · 331d

Oh noooo, Nick Fuentes, don’t use the bad dragon 4 foot by 8 inch diameter “Cruel Ogre,” I’ll never recover from that level of ownage!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 331d (2 replies)

Um . . . what

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 331d (1 reply)

There's not really any further explanation to give. That's what he did and his reasoning for doing so.

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 331d

I see . . .

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 330d (4 replies)

I don't feel owned enough quite yet. Maybe conservies should do it more often! I bet it will really grind my gears to see a large gathering of conservies sticking dildos up their asses! Oooh boy will I be mad if that happens!!!!!!

LittleBorat3@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 330d

Yes, we will be very mad and cry online for weeks because this is insensitive to lgbtq people.

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 330d (1 reply)
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answersplease77@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 329d

or hardline-christian conservative politicians after the media finds out that the young muscular personal assisstant they hired to help them during their travels happened to be a gay escort every fucking time

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 322d

Maybe he should get another conservative to help him own the libs? On live TV

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 331d

Still over here with my fingers crossed, hoping that he'll staple his foreskin to the desk and castrate himself instead of just yanking his dick into ridiculous shapes, and cramming stuff up his ass...

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 331d

What a terrible day to be literate.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 329d (6 replies)

I think we might be missing some context here.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 30 pts · 329d (3 replies)

They're just really fucking stupid.

"How can I be afraid of gay people if I'll shove a dildo up my ass, get owned libs" is the literal, no joke context.

answersplease77@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 329d (2 replies)

no, I mean where did he get the dildo from? and how did it fit all on first time no lube? There is some real context we are missing

vaionko@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 329d

Maybe it has something to with grindr servers struggling every time there's a bunch of conservative poiticians somewhere?

hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 329d

Who said it was his first time?

justastranger@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 329d

He wanted to prove he didn't hate homosexuals. Somehow. Not just to "own the libs".

davidagain@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 329d

No, he's just missing some intelligence.

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 21 pts · 331d (6 replies)

What's he up to these days? Faded in irrelevance I assume

ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 331d (2 replies)

he founded the Proud Boys… so i’m thinking he’s up to a lot in secret

0ops@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 331d (1 reply)

Not actually so proud then, ay?

ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 331d

internally proud

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 331d (1 reply)

Probably scrolling through Grindr.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 331d

I still can't get over the fact that Republicans keep crashing the Grindr servers. What a load of self-hating assholes.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 329d

In a normal world, he would have been quietly institutionalised. However in the current US, he's probably a minister of libs owning, or something.

demizerone@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 330d

He has fantasies about how many dicks he can take at once... To own the libs!

FanciestPants@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 331d (1 reply)

It would totally own the libs for this Proud Boys founder to next throw a parade. Like a parade that really celebrates the pride of these boys.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 329d

Did I imagine this, or get my algorithms confused? When the proud boy’s were a thing several years ago, it seemed like my feeds got flooded with gay posts trying to take back the term #proudboy. I thought it was hilarious but did anyone else see that or was I briefly gay and didn’t know it?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 331d

Got 'em!

caboose2006@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 330d

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life!

omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 330d

There once was a supercut of Gavin saying the N word like 500 times over the course of a decade on his show. I just looked for it and it's been apparently scrubbed from the Internet.

DJDarren@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 329d (1 reply)

Milquetoast.

I own the libs by laying down on a plastic sheet and letting bunch of guys cover me in cum, while shouting "WHO'S OWNED NOW, LIBS?!". I then rub the delicious cum into my skin to really show them who's boss.

How could I be afraid of homosexuals if I lay down beneath them, letting them spill their seed onto every square mm of my body?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 329d

Sounds like a fun time.

New kink unlocked.

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 14 pts · 330d

I fucking hate that guy. I hope he hasn't been doing well.

HubertManne@piefed.social · 13 pts · 330d

I mean they are just the called the past tense of pride boys.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 331d

When you feel owned and also strangely aroused.

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 13 pts · 330d (2 replies)

According to the author Anne MacCaffrey, if a man gets penetrated in the bum like this he is turned gay forever.

greygore@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 329d

I assume that “if you get anally penetrated, it is so mind-blowing that it will literally change your sexuality” wasn’t intended to be an amazing advertisement for homosexuality. Meanwhile, women into pegging are just converting people like missionaries never could.

sqgl@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 329d

She lived in naive times.

She was the first woman to win a Hugo Award for fiction (Best Novella, Weyr Search, 1968) and the first to win a Nebula Award (Best Novella, Dragonrider, 1969). Her 1978 novel The White Dragon became one of the first science-fiction books to appear on the New York Times Best Seller list.

Brutticus@midwest.social · 8 pts · 329d

he also co founded Vice news!

Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 331d (1 reply)

Its interesting to me that this guy started vice, and clearly is pretty open and liberal acting, but the style of ironic nazi posting that went on in 4chan just leaked out into the world like this. I'm not quite sure Gavin had all this in mind at the time, but it was pretty haute couture to be all about this puritanical self responsibility stuff, before it got so fucking twisted to death by Christian radicals.

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 330d

Ironic nazi posting and its apropriation by actual nazis predate 4chan. Like many awful things, it originates from Hungary, thanks to a garbage game developer turned far-right blogger Tamás "Tomcat" Polgár.

davidagain@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 329d

Was it a big black dildo? Just wondered whether he's proven that he's not afraid of big strong black men with large penises.

SparkyBauer44@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d

McInnes ass, amirite?