I have three running bets with friends. I bet ties and suits will no longer exist in 100 years and we will see them in the same way we see seventeenth century wigs. While they argue we will all be dead by then, I argue that, regardless, we will not see any ties or suits.
If we stuck to attacking Trump's awful policies and did not attack his appearance people might mistake us for adults and we can't have that. Orange lol amirite?
32 Comments
vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 67 pts · 1y
Also perfectly fine: No tie at all.
halfapage@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 1y
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Not that I like suits, but you don't think the one on the left looks stupid? Like in a fashion sense. Like in a graphic design sense.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
It's a very smart and genius way for the best people to wear the best ties.
halfapage@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
egrets@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
If you're not wearing a tie, how are we even meant to know you're in the Croatian army?
Jayjader@jlai.lu · 46 pts · 1y
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me!!!!!!!
Those that wear ties are justified
For wearin the suit, you're the chosen white
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 1y
What if I'm not wearing pants?
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y
Down to your ankles
toynbee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Then you're automatically doing it right.
Dashi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Then you are doing work from home right
raoulduke85@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Straight to jail
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 1y
you need the modesty tie on the left... probably sexy.
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 39 pts · 1y
Proper Tie Usage
snek_boi@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 1y
I have three running bets with friends. I bet ties and suits will no longer exist in 100 years and we will see them in the same way we see seventeenth century wigs. While they argue we will all be dead by then, I argue that, regardless, we will not see any ties or suits.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 1y
admin@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I thought #3 was the waiter, or the valet parking.
perniciousanteater@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
I use the tie to hide my balls
cerement@slrpnk.net · 69 pts · 1y
PeachyMcPeachface@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
Wait this is so funny
Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Bishop_Magnus@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Couple of professional poor dressers.
cerement@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
the “leader of the free world” shops off the remainders rack at Walmart
shani66@ani.social · 19 pts · 1y
If I'm wearing a leash i want it to be stylish and truthful, none of this corpo garbage
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah fuck the leash, tiny flower shirts is all you will get from me
whelk@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and not wear one at all
Hegar@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
I always heard the tip of the tie should be at your bellybutton, making the rightmost imagine correct.
There should definitely be a gap between your tie and pants, it looks super weird if not.
thebigslime@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
The tip should land inside your belt buckle's perimeter, as depicted.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Lol
kablammy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
That might make sense if you were wearing a tie but no shirt.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
I agree, but desk slouch probably keeps this swapping between mid and right, sadly
rock_hand@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Ties suck. Abolish tie wearing.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Why? What difference does any of them make.
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
If we stuck to attacking Trump's awful policies and did not attack his appearance people might mistake us for adults and we can't have that. Orange lol amirite?