c/asklemmy · by Irelephant@lemm.ee · 1yAsk me anything, and then edit the comment to make my reply look bad. 89 points · 85 comments · view on lemmy.world
85 Comments
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 48 pts · 1y
What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y
I would guess 200,000.
IttihadChe@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 1y
Average Health Insurance CEO
andrewta@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 1y
Playing with a cat.
LowtierComputer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
You're so reasonable!
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y
What is your favorite pizza topping?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 1y
Cranberry.
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
I threw up a little in my mouth.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
Yeah! I think they're cute.
ParlaMint@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 1y
Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y
Hitler.
Pregnenolone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
You awful, awful person.
TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 1y
Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 25 pts · 1y
ಠ_ಠ
s3rvant@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 1y
These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Yes.
ParlaMint@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
Brutal
serfraser@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
Favourite Saturday morning cartoon villain?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
I don't know any.
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
I am irrationally angry.
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 20 pts · 1y
Why do you throw litter out of your car?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Why not?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
God fucking dammit.
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 16 pts · 1y
How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
At least 2 meters.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 15 pts · 1y
What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
Seems confusing.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 18 pts · 1y
Damn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 32 pts · 1y
I'm not american.
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
I dislike rihanna, because people worship the ground she walks on, even though she's kinda a shitty person. Love her music though.
MTK@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
I would say about 40. A shovel would help.
TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y
Do you like it in the butt?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Yes.
Notorious_handholder@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Probably sudan or one of those countries.
MTK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
With a spoon. sometimes a fork.
MTK@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Wow, I don't even need to change that one. FORK??
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
If there's no spoon?
MTK@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Well, if it's out of necessity sure, I would use a knife if need be. But choosing to use a fork sounds crazy
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
At least 3.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Promote this guy to O-5 council immediately.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 1y
What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Interrupting people extremely often.
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
I'm going to be honest, this seemed to have worked.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
I also considered "how do you prefer to talk about Linux?"
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
That isn't as effective.
folaht@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
You rub alladin's lamp, a genie pops out and grants you three wishes.
What do you wish for?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
SuluBeddu@feddit.it · 8 pts · 1y
What's your favourite pizza topping?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Also garry the snail.
SuluBeddu@feddit.it · 8 pts · 1y
I wonder what's worse :(
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Spongebob.
DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What's your opinion of the ghost pepper?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Its really hot.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
What was your last web search?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
"Who is Barry Keoghan"
egoisdeath@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
If you met Kim Jong-un, what would you say to him?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Literally nothing. I legit can't get myself to speak to anyone I like.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
What style do you murder your victims in?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Vanilla.
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
How did you support essential workers during the pandemic?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Typed a lemmy comment.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
This is the worst one so far
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
That's because I haven't thought of something yet.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Oh I meant that as "this makes OP look the worst"
KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1y
oh lol xDShould I change it back? :>
Alfenstein@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I just found out I have tuberculosis and that I will probably die within a year.
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Pretty good ngl.
pachrist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
You seem to be mentioning right wing grifters a lot in this thread. What exactly do they do that upsets you so badly?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
They are destroying America, and other countries with them, for monentary gain.
bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 1y
How does your family feel about Andrew Tate given 2 choices: “crazy hot,” or “sneak into my bedroom, please.”
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
They all universially think he's crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Who is your favorite superhero and what’s your favorite flaw of theirs?
FFF982@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Do you like PETA?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
YES! love them.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Are you willing to share a brief description of your political beliefs?
Irelephant@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I believe that corporations should be strictly regulated, and everyone should have rights.
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Which industry do you work in?
pip@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?