no one hates dictators more than their barbers

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14 Comments

Hubi@feddit.org · 44 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Not sure if Hitler even deserves the mention here. His haircut really wasn't anything out of the ordinary.

Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Hitler is the red herring. It says to select dictators with bad hair and his is okay.

takeda@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y (6 replies)

There is a little of bad hair under the nose.

WatDabney@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Ron Mael would beg to differ.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

He doesn’t keep a toothbrush, that’s a dust mop.

clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

I'd never heard of Sparks. They're pretty cool!

toynbee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

If Worf and Hitler kissed, their facial hair might never touch.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Fun fact the toothbrush mustache became extremely common after WW1 especially in Germany because it was one of the few styles of facial hair allowed due to gas masks.

phx@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y

Well, if you're a fascist asshole it's probably pretty hard to find some dude you could trust behind you with several inches of sharp metal...

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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antimidas@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Wouldn't be surprised if he'd take the comparison as a compliment

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Musk would've pushed the red button without asking about it first.

TommySalami@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Who are those other dictators with the good haircuts??

jonne@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

I was confused about that for a while too. They're just normal stock photo models who are neither dictator or bad haircut havers.