Is there anything the internet can't do? [NSQ Friday]

The internet did not invent the human anus.

Prove me wrong.

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22 Comments

RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can't prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that "the Internet is a series of tubes". Every one of those tubes must have an end. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.

Chozo@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Your mouth and anus are the same tube.

Elaine@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Good thing when you puke it only reverses from the midpoint!

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y

can't.

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Okay, but you're not gonna like it.

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

That's the spirit!

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.

--meyotch

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

Battle_Masker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

the internet never told me they loved me

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y

correct, a complex system of information sharing devices is way too busy for that

Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If anything the Internet hates you! But, don't think your special, it hates us all.

klu9@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

So the internet is cats?

OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

The internet did not invent the human anus.

No, but it showed it to me in full goatse glory.

XTL@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Maybe it didn't start with internet, but internet has done more for spreading it than anything seen before.

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y

No one spread a butthole before the internet? A bold claim, but I think you own the idea due to lack of prior documentation.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The Internet can't give head.

meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Teledildonics, they never foresaw that in those old "what will life be 100 years from now" magazines.

Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y

Only in the 30 year magazines

cecilkorik@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

The internet cannot download more RAM into your PC. (Sssh! Don't tell them! I don't want the supply to run out!)

oldfart@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

artificial-anus

Azzu@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

The internet has not fucked me anally either.

Unless you count the dildos I bought online, which then fucked me anally... Oh no... It really can do anything!