I can't prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that "the Internet is a series of tubes". Every one of those tubes must have an end. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.
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RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
I can't prove you wrong, but your post made me wonder this: Senator Ted Stevens in 2006, said that "the Internet is a series of tubes". Every one of those tubes must have an end. The Anus is the end of a tube (the lower intestine). Therefore, the Internet is a series of anuses. Prove me wrong.
Chozo@fedia.io · 8 pts · 1y
Your mouth and anus are the same tube.
Elaine@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Good thing when you puke it only reverses from the midpoint!
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
can't.
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Okay, but you're not gonna like it.
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
That's the spirit!
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
God may have invented the human anus, but the internet made them equal.
--meyotch
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
the internet never told me they loved me
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
correct, a complex system of information sharing devices is way too busy for that
Uninformed_Tyler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If anything the Internet hates you! But, don't think your special, it hates us all.
klu9@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
So the internet is cats?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
No, but it showed it to me in full goatse glory.
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe it didn't start with internet, but internet has done more for spreading it than anything seen before.
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 1y
No one spread a butthole before the internet? A bold claim, but I think you own the idea due to lack of prior documentation.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
The Internet can't give head.
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics
Potatisen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Teledildonics, they never foresaw that in those old "what will life be 100 years from now" magazines.
Flax_vert@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
Only in the 30 year magazines
cecilkorik@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
The internet cannot download more RAM into your PC. (Sssh! Don't tell them! I don't want the supply to run out!)
oldfart@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Azzu@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
The internet has not fucked me anally either.
Unless you count the dildos I bought online, which then fucked me anally... Oh no... It really can do anything!