First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
44 Comments
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 1y
Dying -- with style.
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.
I'm biting a dude's neck.
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Found the furry
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
Submitting to my cat daddy
ghostrider2112@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Everything is porn if you're horny enough
kabi@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Damn, that quote is hot
civil_drive@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.
alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 1y
Pet the kitty.
J4g2F@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
It already get my in this situation, maybe it gets my out of it to.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
spicy kitty
ghostrider2112@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
He was going to start at your asshole anyway.
ghostrider2112@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Wouldn’t be the first time…
Carvex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Can I shower first?
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 17 pts · 1y
Die
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 16 pts · 1y
Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.
Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Jazz hands.
JoeKis@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I fixed you're post 😤
socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 1y
The Internet: an abusive relationship between humans and cats.
Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 1y
Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?
the_q@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y
Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦♂️
Nougat@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y
Biting harder.
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.
Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries
ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Accept my fate
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.
And no, no second dinner.
expatriado@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time
Spesknight@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)
athairmor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Spray bottle
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Wish I was that skeleton?
bhamlin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Where does the line start?
CreatingMachines@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Oh, this is the second cat that approached you from behind while the first kept your attention.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Clever girl.
tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
XP
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Guess I'm lunch🤷♀️
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?
Hux@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”
Korrok@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
nah, I'd win
WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Biting down harder
Rawr! 🐯
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Just chillin, being a skeleton.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Hoping I taste like shit