This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.
30 Comments
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 50 pts · 1y
WHAT THE FUCK
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Right? Like who is the literal idiot that did this..gonna break someone's teeth
gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
For real, who uses a fork on a calzone?
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
People who order a clam calzone are the first people that come to mind.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 40 pts · 1y
This reminds me of the time my mates and I got together and made the absolute best oyster calzones. The shells actually add great flavor to the dough, you'd be surprised. Just cut the calzone up and eat it. The best part was none of that ever happened because this is insane, but I love it.
m4xie@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 1y
Average AI recipe
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
I liked when GPT was new and just played “yes and” to whatever weird recipes you could think up
dditty@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 12 pts · 1y
I'm not a fan of clamzone
nik282000@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Your mom let me visit the clamzone last night. Tell her sorry about the curtains.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
Man, if that was my mom and you did anything to her curtains, she will have made sure to make you feel sorry. I hope you like a beating.
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
She charges extra for that.
ikidd@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I never did hit the bottom of the clamzone, but I beat the hell out of the sides.
noride@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
This abomination will be remembered as one of humanities greatest failures.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 6 pts · 1y
Oh this has nothing to do with humanity. This ought to be a cosmic horror.
sloppychops@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
DELETE THIS
turbulentMagma@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Majorllama@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
If this isn't against the Geneva convention we need to get this shit added immediately. What the fuck is this.
mtchristo@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Give this to someone you hate. Really hate.
LilDumpy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Clamzone
Sludgehammer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Well... you'll certainly get your daily calcium from that.
LilDumpy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Clamcium
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Why do the shells of those clams look softer than the calzones (protective hard?) shell?
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
For a second I thought this was an exploded Wiener dog
9point6@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Why
Contramuffin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It's not that bad, you just spit out the shells while you eat. Just like how you have to spit out the seeds when you eat watermelon pizza
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is high in calcium and good for your bones.
tarsn@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Doot doot
rustyfish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I thought this to be a AI generated picture that is supposed to fuck with you until I read the title.
Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social · 1 pts · 1y
Absolutely abhorrent, bravo!!! 👏👏👏
kamenlady@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I wouldn't touch this