No do! That’s absolutely one of the most invigorating and thrilling little pleasures a man can have in a morning. What you absolutely do not do under any circumstances is have a shower wank with it, that way lies tears…
(Have I lowered the tone of the conversation again, I’ll show myself out)
The problem with refills is they're never discounted whereas the bottled products are. Therefore you end up paying a premium for less packaging, it's infuriating.
14 Comments
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
These are amazing however, whatever you do, DO NOT put the mint one near your genitals. Speaking from experience.
ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
No do! That’s absolutely one of the most invigorating and thrilling little pleasures a man can have in a morning. What you absolutely do not do under any circumstances is have a shower wank with it, that way lies tears…
(Have I lowered the tone of the conversation again, I’ll show myself out)
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Now that’s a real Danger Wank.
brap@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
The mint one is nothing. They once made a XXX Black Mint version. Thought my junk had turned into a glacier lol
Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 1y
Ha ha ha
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
Lightweight.
blackn1ght@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
Maybe I've been desensitised to it but it hasn't had any effect on me for years now. I miss the tingle.
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Slather your junk in Deep Heat, darling.
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 1y
what...
fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
In essence: spicy chilly penis.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
The mint shower gel does nothing. Nah, the real deal was back when it was Original Mint Source shampoo.
Rogue@feddit.uk · 10 pts · 1y
The problem with refills is they're never discounted whereas the bottled products are. Therefore you end up paying a premium for less packaging, it's infuriating.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Upvote for Refills
fox2263@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The lemon one is fantastic on holiday to repel mosquitos.