My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here
My 4yo little brother is bored and I asked him if he wanted to answer questions and he said yea. So ask him anything youve ever wanted to ask a 4yo here
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neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 1y
I didn't think this question could be even more important and relevant than the previous times I've asked it, but here we are:
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
T rex
Tagger@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 21 pts · 1y
We dont know. He probably wont fit
Tagger@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
Open the door and put him in?
Tagger@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
The lion Kind called all of the animals to pride rock. Who didn't go?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Who?
Tagger@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
The giraffe. (He was in the fridge)
You have to get across a river that a sign says is infested with crocodiles. How do you get across?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Take a boat
PreceededSoup@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
The elephant was in first....
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 22 pts · 1y
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
🦈
trolololol@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I'll take that as "eat the rich"
iii@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 1y
Iceland is in the artic ocean. It's capital is Reykjavic. What is your brother's favourite fruit?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Bananas
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Is that a Craigy Ferg reference?!
aramis87@fedia.io · 18 pts · 1y
If you could find a dinosaur bone, would you:
OR
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
He wants the biggest one
otter@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 1y
If you had a pet dinosaur, what's the first thing you would do?
Also what would you name it?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Ride around on him and his name would be Brucey
MajorHavoc@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y
I think this is the best answer we've had yet to the dinosaur question.
And that's a big deal, because we ask everyone their favorite dinosaur.
Pondis@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
What's the newest fad? I'm out of the loop. The last I remember where those reusable bubble wrap poppit things
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
He just likes anything with dinosaurs in it
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Like the ground?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
😂 yes the skeletons are cool to
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What is your favorite living dinosaur?
(mine is a crow)
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Crows are dinos?
And he said crocodiles 🐊
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 9 pts · 1y
All birds are dinosaurs. So when you eat chicken nuggets formed like dinosaurs you are eating real dinosaurs!
My favourite living dinosaur is the emperor penguin.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
All birds are dinosaurs. Crocodiles share a common ancestor with dinosaurs, but crocodiles are not dinosaurs.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
As any child should haha.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
To your brother: is your sibling a poo poo head sometimes?
Alternatively: what's your favorite Bluey episode?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 1y
He said that yes, im always a poopy head :/
And the best bluey is burger shop
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Hahaha. Nice. Also can't go wrong with $1/burger. I'm not sure my kid has a favorite (2 yo), but he does like the one with the dirt pile, so I'll assume that's his favourite.
Tagger@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
My son's is when Bingo is tired of walking
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
That's a good one as well.
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 14 pts · 1y
Which is heavier?: 1kg of feathers or 1kg of steel
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Steel
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 13 pts · 1y
Heh. Always gets them. But I don't expect a 4yo to even know what a kg is anyway, so yeah.
thatonecoder@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
How many numbers does it take to write down infinite?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 1y
All of them
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y
Mac and cheese, grilled cheese sandwich, or cheese pizza?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Grilled cheese
Yoga@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 1y
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
To be happy
Yoga@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
Presently42@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
Is it siesta time yet?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
We love naps but not yet
julianvogels@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
What’s your favorite thing to do on the playground?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
He likes the slide the best
kabi@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
What's his favorite dinosaur? 🦕
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
T. rex
kabi@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Ice cream or cake?
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y
Ice cream!
WrenFeathers@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
CrystalJagger@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
He stopped listening to me when I didn’t know how to pronounce personalities the first 3 times I tried
Microw@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
Please tell your brother to hide this thread from lemmy.worly admins
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y