Back to work chocolate

Original post: hachyderm.io (Mastodon)

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20 Comments

obinice@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The real question is why are you eating Soap

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y

**chocolate flavored soap

over_clox@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y (8 replies)

Plot twist: It was actually Dove Soap..

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Can anyone think of a closer trademark collision than Dove chocolate and Dove soap? They sell chocolate covered ice cream bars similar in concept to a Klondike bar, and the commercial showed an oblong white thing being covered in chocolate, and child me was very confused.

Klear@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Where I live there's a butter called "Flora" and a toothpaste "Fluora".

You do not want to confuse these two either.

pancakes@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Isn't that the same thing?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Only if it floats.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

“That was good, now rinse.”

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Moisturizer.

averyrandomusername@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y

Yeah, I hate this a lot.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y

This message was intended for the children who picked those cocoa beans.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 1y

Reminds me of that post awhile ago "Sometimes when my wife has PMS I text her the motivational slogans printed on her tampons."

Also, they should print "That was good! Now back to the HUSTLE!" on a tampon wrapper.

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Omg, so cursed.

(The message, not the soap chocolate)

cRazi_man@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I tried pressing the "hide" button 🤦‍♂️

MHLoppy@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y

Maybe in future I'll have to inspect element to remove that and the ALT when posting Mastodon screenshots 😬

Cerborealis@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y

This chocolate is doing the culinary equivalent of a hookup giving you cab fare and telling you to fuck off. Rude.

Zorque@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How else are you going to afford more chocolate?

Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

If you can't afford chocolate, you should be working to earn more money.

/S

mrmanager@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 1y

Work must be different in america since its so popular....

Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

Okay I'm doing The hustle now do I get more chocolate?