c/memes · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 1yBoost your memory today! 537 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
DaveyRocket@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
Your mom chews wood.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1y
Ouch i said
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
Chewable wood should be made available for this.
neatobuilds@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 1y
You're allowed one wood popsicle break for a ten hour shift in the mines
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Have you tried sugar cane. Its pretty close and its sweet too :D
Talvi@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Dried liquorice root is also a good choice ^^
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y
Toothpicks.
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
chew sticks for people exist and they're flavored, at least the one's I had as a kid were
https://shadesofafrika.com/licorice-chew-sticks-all-natural/
WordBox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I'm not actually eating the wood, just making tunnels for a nest. Not even sure why really LOL.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 1y
Oh ... That explains why my memory itself is awesome; I have been chewing wood since elementary school band with the reeds of my clarinet.
But, uh .. what should I chew if I also want really good recall of my memory? 🤔
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Me bb
rumba@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Your IQ goes up notably while you're digging around in your gums with a pair of tweezers for splinters