Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-can-overrule-constitution-with-executiv-1830106306/
https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-can-overrule-constitution-with-executiv-1830106306/
18 Comments
Chozo@fedia.io · 118 pts · 1y
Why is The Onion publishing real news these days?
potoo22@programming.dev · 99 pts · 1y
This was published in 2018. They publish prophecies.
T156@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 1y
"No way to stop this, says only nation where this regularly happens." Is probably the most prophetic so far, since it gets redecorated and posted again every so often.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
https://theonion.com/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of-pure-1819595330/
jacksilver@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Can they start making happier prophecies then?
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Seems demonstrably true without satire.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de · 27 pts · 1y
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
You know the Onion is cooking when you swallow it whole without even tasting it. This is the second one I fall for this week.
InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
You didn't swallow the onion.
Reality did.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
I so much wish this was satire.
Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
"I have an Article 2 where I have the right to do whatever I want as president." Satire is dead. Trump shot it in broad daylight and didn't lose a single vote.
NOT_RICK_SANCHEZ@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Surprisingly enough it’s working, idiocracy was a documentary folks.
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Judges be like : but the law !
ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
"Watcha gonna do? Judge me? LOL" - trump
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com · 8 pts · 1y
It's right in there with the clause where all the 2A fans claiming defence against out of control gov lay down and kiss ass if it's only against 'those' people.
donald_brady@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
This is truth.
anonproxy00@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I bit the oinion.
had, me for a sec. kinda true tho.
Haess@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, high velocity Minecraft bricks would.. anything would.. Or detainment, or magical spells, etc.