If you land randomly in 1963 and wonder if it's before or after the Kennedy assassination, it's way more likely that it's before, since it happened in late November.
“Last week I had the strangest dream
where everything was exactly how it seemed
where there was never any mystery
of who shot John F Kennedy.
It was just a man with something to prove,
slightly bored and severely confused.
He steadied his rifle with his target in the center and became famous on that day in November…”
My dear man, it's 1963 and you're on the street. Somewhere not far from you there's gonna be a newspaper stand or a store selling newspapers. Don't ask random people on the street what year it is like a madman.
30 Comments
morgan_423@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y
If you land randomly in 1963 and wonder if it's before or after the Kennedy assassination, it's way more likely that it's before, since it happened in late November.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
The Postal Service taught me this
afronaut@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
Running around 1963 Dallas muttering,
arken@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
My dear man, it's 1963 and you're on the street. Somewhere not far from you there's gonna be a newspaper stand or a store selling newspapers. Don't ask random people on the street what year it is like a madman.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 1y
David Lister. Where's the nearest curry?
Emil@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 1y
That man? Lee Oswald
Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1y
That man? Director of the CIA
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y
That man? JFK, whose head was about to just do that
Exusia@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
About to do just wh- OH MY JESUS
argon@lemmy.today · 21 pts · 1y
Why does his eye colour change between the first two pictures
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 1y
Doppler effect.
pyre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
I got tears in my eyes from laughing
Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
It brings me joy to bring others joy, good day.
thefartographer@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Must have gotten some insane whiplash from that head turn
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Lighting
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 1y
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -11 pts · 1y
*color. Not col our.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Shut up, doinkus
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Be less of a moron.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 1y
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world · -10 pts · 1y
*yeah, not yea or nay. It isn't a vote. Purchase a dictionary since you lack an education.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
PugJesus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Be less of a dick.
Lime66@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Oh! I didn't expect to meet another time traveller here! What brings you down here?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I'm here to kill the guy who tries to stop the guy who kills JFK.
👀
Lime66@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Oh wow! Thanks for the help, I'll be glad for all the support I can get. Wait, someone tries to stop me?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Not me. I'm just here to watch.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 1y
Yes, I have no internal monologue. What do you mean you're arresting me!?
shalafi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'm just here to pitch Stephen King's 11/20/63.
Davel23@fedia.io · 2 pts · 315d
Might want to give the correct title then: 11/22/63.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Time travlers obviously upset the man in the street knows dees.
match@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
What year is it? 2025!? Then it's not too late...
El_guapazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y