I am rarely in the sun because I just hate direct sunlight. People who guess my age always guess at least ten years younger than I actually am. You have to put forth actual effort into fucking up your skin if you spend a lot of time at home.
We all know sitting in a car for 2 hours a day commuting to sit at a desk for 8 hours straight fueled by fast food produces the best bodies in the world. I know I certainly have had a major health decline over these last years as I spend that commuting time in the gym and take more breaks during the day to walk around.
Let them seethe and produce this sort of meaningless propaganda - the 'market forces' that they love so much are already favoring WFH business structures. They'll fail to make any impact and we'll all still enjoy WFH in another decade. They can die mad about it.
23 Comments
orbit@beehaw.org · 16 pts · 3y
Strongly smells of clickbait for boomers
Bakeri666@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y
It feels like any WFH behaviours that would cause this also apply to working in an office...
deathbird@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 3y
It's propaganda.
AnxiousWorker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y
SINapps@kbin.social · 14 pts · 3y
This image brought to you by middle management.
amscan@feddit.uk · 12 pts · 3y
Jokes on them, I look like that already
sibloure@beehaw.org · 11 pts · 3y
Wouldn't she have less wrinkles by staying indoors, versus the hour-long commute with sun damage through the car windows?
Also: Is she eating out of a dog food bowl? Who made this lol
swope@kbin.social · 8 pts · 3y
Apparently it's "research" funded by an office furniture company.
But it's so ridiculous I couldn't be sure it was propaganda and not a joke.
FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
I am rarely in the sun because I just hate direct sunlight. People who guess my age always guess at least ten years younger than I actually am. You have to put forth actual effort into fucking up your skin if you spend a lot of time at home.
peanuts4life@beehaw.org · 8 pts · 3y
So you'll get old and have jacked arm muscles?
xangria@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3y
As if desk jobs are known for being a beacon of health.
LostCause@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
This is how about 50% of people in offices I’ve worked in already look, whoever paid for this got ripped off. They could have just taken a picture.
Sharpiemarker@feddit.de · 5 pts · 3y
Is that a dog bowl or a bed pan and...why?
This seems in poor taste if it's satire.
Ragnell@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y
Joke's on them, I already look like that.
parrot-party@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
We all know sitting in a car for 2 hours a day commuting to sit at a desk for 8 hours straight fueled by fast food produces the best bodies in the world. I know I certainly have had a major health decline over these last years as I spend that commuting time in the gym and take more breaks during the day to walk around.
sotimely@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y
lol who funded this crap
Flyingtiger188@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
It was funded by an office furniture company. It's 100% propaganda, and pretty ridiculous that it even got any amount of traction.
nephs@lemmygrad.ml · 4 pts · 3y
Looks like propaganda to me.
Whitt@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 3y
I thought that was the same damage working at a desk that does not fit can cause
RedCanasta@lemmy.fmhy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
This is better labeled as a "weekend morning when working at the office."
tourist@community.destinovate.com · 2 pts · 3y
What stage is desperation in their ad campaign to return to the office? As if nobody ever got unhealthy by eating takeout at their desks everyday.
mightyfoolish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Remote work is very flexible ; therefore, you can't use something inflexible like a wooden desk. Those are only for non-flexible positions.
Zuberi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
LOL
angrytoadnoises@lemmygrad.ml · 1 pts · 3y
Let them seethe and produce this sort of meaningless propaganda - the 'market forces' that they love so much are already favoring WFH business structures. They'll fail to make any impact and we'll all still enjoy WFH in another decade. They can die mad about it.