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c/christianity · by quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 1y

Defend Biblical marriage

Cross posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12678109

170 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world

10 Comments

conditional_soup@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Had me in the first half, OP

cm0002@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Fr LMFAO

Valmond@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How many goats are we talking about here?

Also, can she take care of a stable?

RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Must have strong back and wide hips!

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y (4 replies)

You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord. Leviticus 19:28

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Well I guess then she is only useful to calm down the wicked citizens of Sodom.

"Look, I have two daughters who have not known a man; let me bring them out to you, and do to them as you please" - Genesis 19

patxi@mastodon.world · 2 pts · 1y

@quantenzitrone @DrBob

Invidious instances are down right now, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bar3GOzDNzg

DrBob@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

quantenzitrone@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 1y

dankm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y

Don't forget to marry your brother's widow.