Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don't actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.
These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can't help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.
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CameronDev@programming.dev · 25 pts · 1y
I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.
Poetry.
zer0@programming.dev · 23 pts · 1y
For me it was
Just perfect. No notes.
GustavoM@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
How to become a hacker
Average Linux user: Hack the white house
Your mom: Install pi-hole
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 1y
Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn't these days.
sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org · 20 pts · 1y
Thanks! I borrowed the open source katana bit from unix surrealism
Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Fun background info: Trusted Representatives don't actually carry their shard of the key (to prevent exactly this scenario), they have (iirc) a keycard which allows them to access the secure storage medium where their different pieces are stored.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'd love to be in the group that brainstormed this exact scenario
sebastiancarlos@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 1y
Every software system worth its salt should have safeguards against Nokia nunchuck attacks.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
And now we move on to the second item on the agenda: Advanced Protection against Shrubbery and Why We Need It
eraor@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
I want to see a live action of this.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
Have you seen Blackhat from Micheal Maan. (I’m no hacker/programmer/or whatever techie)
eraor@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah I did. Honestly, it's not worth your time.
eus@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y
I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!
Pika@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I love it.
nanook@friendica.eskimo.com · 3 pts · 1y
These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can't help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.
littleomid@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
A beautiful read. I’ll keep checking my certificate resolutions.
jamie_oliver@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
So good. the vatican while loop one was a lot of fun too