c/dadjokes · by DrainKikoLake@lemmy.ca · 1yMy favorite jokes cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212 208 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 1y
I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.
JoshuaBrusque@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.
DandomRude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.
manucode@infosec.pub · 12 pts · 1y
I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.
manucode@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 1y
If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.
Syrc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Maybe, “what was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?”
manucode@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
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7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Just go hume...
yak@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
You want your humour served up on a plato?