A crack house at least has a sustainable economy, a purpose, and a business model. The US is more like a lemonade stand set up by a 4yo who made lemonade by picking grass and mixing it with hose water
Try crack house brothel of conservatism run by a megalomanical toddler, filled to the brim with weapons of mass destruction, and looking to expand into new territories. Then you're right.
19 Comments
atro_city@fedia.io · 42 pts · 1y
Isn't it time that Canada annexed Alaska?
JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I'd move to Alaska if they did tbh. I already have some family out there, they can teach me to fly a biplane and I'll be set
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y
Meth would be more accurate.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
I did an internship at a crime lab in the northern States. All I saw was meth and weed. So much meth.
(As an aside, the really pure meth sounded so nice being poured out onto the table to be quartered. Impure stuff sounded dull.)
Ghyste@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Yay chemistry!
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Meth is a staple food group in small town southern (/eastern Ontario) Canada so I’d believe it
oxysis@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Is the other staple food group maple syrup?
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
That’s what we mainline our meth with obv
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Does pure meth sound like hot candy sirup when it‘s poured out? Because that sound is pleasing to my ears
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Not quite. I only ever saw the crystallized form. Pouring it out is akin to a nice crystal wind chime in the breeze.
MyFairJulia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
That too is pleasing
HornedMeatBeast@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
How I heard it a while back was:
Canada is the nice apartment above a meth lab.
amda@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
An expensive appartement
ikidd@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
House next to nazi bar.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
A crack house at least has a sustainable economy, a purpose, and a business model. The US is more like a lemonade stand set up by a 4yo who made lemonade by picking grass and mixing it with hose water
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Love it. Canada should start a not in my backyard campaign.
EaterOfLentils@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
pivot_root@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
We're a crack house? Surrrrre.
Try crack house brothel of conservatism run by a megalomanical toddler, filled to the brim with weapons of mass destruction, and looking to expand into new territories. Then you're right.
cm0002@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Well yea, but that's too many words for a shitpost lmfao