c/TooDumbToImagine · by tfm@europe.pub · 1yUS Vice-president Vance didn't know that it's cold in Greenland: 'it's cold here and nobody told me' https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/jd-vance-moans-its-cold-1058463133 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
rtxn@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 1y
Centuries after the fact, the vikings are still the best trolls.
jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y
medicsofanarchy@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
It's a dick move to make fun of the mentally feeble, but god damn. Does his wife have to tell him, "Careful, that soup is hot" at every meal?
Edit:
Although:
"Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey! Ow! Pokey!"
"Mrs Vance, what's going on?"
"Oh, JD's in the bathroom applying his eye liner."
Alpacalypse@crazypeople.online · 17 pts · 1y
Like he would listen to her anyway - she is a woman after all.
cmac@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I can't believe he married a DEI spouse. He should have married a much more competent white man.
HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 1y
But he would still put the blame on her after burning himself
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
"Okay, good."
*huge slurp
"Ow!"
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
JD is why shampoo has instructions and bleach has warnings.
egrets@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
Can't believe I'm defending the guy, but it was a (slightly lame) joke he made when addressing soldiers at the base. It works - you can immediately see he establishes rapport.
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
Vance is every awful thing that's been said about him. But that correctly reads like a joke. A dumb one, but a joke.
Hikermick@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
...and it's not that green.
snailboy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
SARGE@startrek.website · 0 pts · 1y
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 1y
Supreme corruption.