LOL I thought the same thing, plus they don't actually look all that great they look like shitty pre-made gas station doughnuts so they are mediocre at best.
Ok this may sound insane but trangle cut sandwiches definitely taste different than square cut. 3 holed donuts obviously won't but at least with sandwitches it changes how much of the crust vs everything else you taste.
I used to like donuts, then one day I started making my own frosting and put it on cake and toast and other stuff. Eventually I got tired of it and I haven't wanted donuts since. My theory is that donuts give you just enough frosting to want more but not enough to be satisfying, so you keep eating those blobs of deep-fried bread hoping to get enough frosting.
22 Comments
anamethatisnt@sopuli.xyz · 30 pts · 1y
Pfft, why argue the name of donut holes when you can create a trinut?
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works · 45 pts · 1y
"ThEy LoOk DeLiCiOuS", as if more holes changed the taste somehow 😂
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
LOL I thought the same thing, plus they don't actually look all that great they look like shitty pre-made gas station doughnuts so they are mediocre at best.
Audiotape@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
The more hole the better
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It actually is. More surface area, more tasty, tasty maillard reaction
kartoffelsaft@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
Ok this may sound insane but trangle cut sandwiches definitely taste different than square cut. 3 holed donuts obviously won't but at least with sandwitches it changes how much of the crust vs everything else you taste.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 18 pts · 1y
That's just a deformed pretzel
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
How long until they make a trypophobia donut?
Kichae@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 1y
What a weird way to spell "timbits"
NightOwl@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Un Bits de Tim as they say in Quebec
Veedem@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
I’m from the North East so our proprietary eponym for them is “munchkins”
adam_y@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I've got a dumb opinion about this: They're just old fashioneds for people who don't understand aspect ratios applied to frosting per bite.
Sergio@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
I used to like donuts, then one day I started making my own frosting and put it on cake and toast and other stuff. Eventually I got tired of it and I haven't wanted donuts since. My theory is that donuts give you just enough frosting to want more but not enough to be satisfying, so you keep eating those blobs of deep-fried bread hoping to get enough frosting.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Don't think I've eaten a donut in a couple years now. I feel like I know what they taste like by now.
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Doughnut testicles
Dozzi92@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So just dough nuts.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Sounds like the less disgusting cousin of mountain oysters
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Or prairie oysters.
HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Timbits.
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
every shape of donut is donut
ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 1y
Doughnuggets
Nalivai@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Isn't it just Oliebollen?
BaconCheeseWhiskey@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y