An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

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realitista@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Took me a bit longer on this one than the usual dad joke.

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y

Missed it by a hare

merde@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

thanks for posting this

whoever invented this joke should be celebrated

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sounds like you're a rabbit fan.

merde@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

negative

type o negative

dryfter@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y

RIP Peter! 🤘🏻

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

You positive?

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y (10 replies)

I don't get it

LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz · 39 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Try saying "type o" a few times

Sibbo@sopuli.xyz · 36 pts · 1y

Good lord

merde@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
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Sibshops@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

I'm probably a "typo". It should be rabbi not rabbit.

CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

A “typo” in the joke

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

merde@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

so that it would no longer be a joke?

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y

Are you guys trolling me?

Apepollo11@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
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leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

nice! not your usual fable i see

Perrin42@mastodon.social · 5 pts · 1y

@Melatonin

A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y

Ooooo that's a good one

WrenFeathers@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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oppy1984@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I've seen several iterations of this joke, this one still took me a minute. Well done, I'm stealing this one so I can torture my co-workers. Thanks!