I wouldn't rule out that this works

::: spoiler Alt A tumblr post by valeofftherails saying "Reblog if this would work on you" with an attached screenshot of three text messages that have been sent to the person taking the screenshot. They say "Sup u look mentally ill", "I think i want to take care of u", and "I have a cat btw". :::

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BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 1y (5 replies)

NGL, you'd have me at "sup". Acknowledging my existence is big turn on for me.

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Sup

rbn@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿฅต

BadJojo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ

gmtom@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Weird how this comment magically posted itself.

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have a cat = I understand boundaries

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 1y

Right?! Boundaries, establishing trust, learning behavior over time, consent, all that good shit.

Edit: body language! Body language is huge with cats too.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 1y

1000002022

Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 1y

Im getting the Uhaul right meow

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 1y

Lead with the cat

osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 14 pts · 1y

I think I have known people this would work on.

lowleveldata@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

A cat has you

birdiebop@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Sorry sweaty I only have co-dependent relationships ๐Ÿ’…

astropenguin5@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Consider: I need someone to take care of to give me the willpower to take care of myself because executive dysfunction :3

Also I have a cat :)

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y

Iโ€™m not sure, but I donโ€™t think this is what the Beastie Boys meant by โ€˜Licensed to Illโ€™

djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Nah honey, I have standards when it comes to men.

He'd have to at least be able to carry me princess-style.

FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

rizz.