I need someone to make me a sphere shaped capturing tool of sorts. Color theme doesn't matter. All that matters is that after capture, I can just toss said tool with said animal still inside, in a box and never interact with it again.
When they said “Land of the Leopard” I had to check what they meant. I mean, faces are getting eaten here in the States and I had never heard of this thing before!
Lol, and here I thought it looked like something that got chucked into a field of freshly bloomed flowers. Just cover thyself in pollen, mammal, and return to my embrace.
Was there ever any marten mentioned besides the pine marten with the red cloak in the martin the warrior book? I think there was one in the pearls of lutra, on the island kingdom?
29 Comments
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 57 pts · 1y
That’s a Pokemon for sure.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Best friend shaped
MemmingenFan923@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y
I name this a Yethroatie.
asbestos@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Chat, is this real?
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 69 pts · 1y
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 54 pts · 1y
Yes
edit: forgive the stock watermarks, but check out their paws
asbestos@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
What the fuck I NEED to pet it
tetris11@lemmy.ml · 21 pts · 1y
Dude, remember the time you saw that honeybadger and said, I quote, "I will NOT go home without getting IN there!"
Maybe, ya know, just take it slow this time.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Man, that honeybadger did not. Give. A. Fuck.
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
This motherfucker's snackin' on bees and you're just gonna reach your arm in there?
Akuji@leminal.space · 19 pts · 1y
Cute and equipped to boldly wreck your bum even though you're thrice their size. Yeah, that's a mustelidae 😅
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 1y
Creature: is like 50-75% yellow.
Scientists: its defining feature is its yellow throat.
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y
Infynis@midwest.social · 10 pts · 1y
An adorable, and deadly combination
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
That throat has serious scope-creep.
HyonoKo@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
I admire its purity. A survivor...unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
That's a big throat.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
That’s what I’m told
dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Now we know its weak spot!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It has a gambling addiction.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I need someone to make me a sphere shaped capturing tool of sorts. Color theme doesn't matter. All that matters is that after capture, I can just toss said tool with said animal still inside, in a box and never interact with it again.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
When they said “Land of the Leopard” I had to check what they meant. I mean, faces are getting eaten here in the States and I had never heard of this thing before!
nope@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 1y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow-throated_marten
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
So if that guy was going megafauna, you would get this.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Donald Ducking it like a perv.
Get some pants!
Superb mittens tho.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
This looks like something that got chucked through a time portal from the Permian period. My lizard brain says run but ape brain says pet
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y
Lol, and here I thought it looked like something that got chucked into a field of freshly bloomed flowers. Just cover thyself in pollen, mammal, and return to my embrace.
SPRUNT@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Looks like it just got done with a marathon session going down on Big Bird.
EtnaAtsume@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Marten the warrior?
GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Was there ever any marten mentioned besides the pine marten with the red cloak in the martin the warrior book? I think there was one in the pearls of lutra, on the island kingdom?
Shoot, it's been so long I can't remember.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 1y
Ooooh... So martenizing is when you get turned into a stoat? 😲