we haven't defined the contest, are we asking who would win in the Female Figure Realness category of Ballroom? or ... or ... or are we talking about a fist fight?
the fish has a much greater psychological advantage over the femboy in a fight, though - I know I would run away from a fight with a Northern Pike, so I assume a shy, soft femboy would too.
The femboy has an obvious advantage in the Ballroom over the fish, not only will the fish struggle to demonstrate Female Figure Realness, it has no practical way to strut or dance on the Ballroom floor - even with an accommodation of a long, large aquarium tank for the purpose, I have the feeling the Northern Pike has truly no capacity to meaningfully compete. It would have to win over the judges through sheer outsiderness and underdog sympathy.
The Northern Pikes are a Canadian rock band whose biggest hit was She Ain't Pretty (She Just Looks That Way) about a woman who, despite being physically attractive, has a subpar personality.
This meme is unrelated to that fact. Or maybe it's not. Up to you, really.
Pike fight hard af. I'm a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something
27 Comments
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 1y
Do the fish have teeth if so the femboy will lose
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They do have some.
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 1y
we haven't defined the contest, are we asking who would win in the Female Figure Realness category of Ballroom? or ... or ... or are we talking about a fist fight?
psud@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y
The fish is screwed either way, it can't dance and it has no ability to make a fist, its flipper is too inflexible
Even if it were a bite contest, the fish has a much smaller mouth
My money's on the fem boy, unless it's a swimming race
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
the fish has a much greater psychological advantage over the femboy in a fight, though - I know I would run away from a fight with a Northern Pike, so I assume a shy, soft femboy would too.
The femboy has an obvious advantage in the Ballroom over the fish, not only will the fish struggle to demonstrate Female Figure Realness, it has no practical way to strut or dance on the Ballroom floor - even with an accommodation of a long, large aquarium tank for the purpose, I have the feeling the Northern Pike has truly no capacity to meaningfully compete. It would have to win over the judges through sheer outsiderness and underdog sympathy.
yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
What if it's a diving competition?
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
If the contest is procreating, probably the pike.
If the contest is accumulating a plushie collection... probably the femboy.
jamie_oliver@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
So where do I place my bets?
RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 1y
Ok, gonna need someone to explain the joke here. I'm lost af
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca · 30 pts · 1y
The Northern Pikes are a Canadian rock band whose biggest hit was She Ain't Pretty (She Just Looks That Way) about a woman who, despite being physically attractive, has a subpar personality.
This meme is unrelated to that fact. Or maybe it's not. Up to you, really.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I thought you were joking. I know the song and have caught N. Pikes, but did not know that was the band.
At least one new thing learned today. Thanks.
ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Who would win?
I think the femboy would
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 1y
I think The Northern Pike would win because most femboys are only familiar with fishnet stockings, not actual fishnets for fishing.
I can see the femboy struggling to reel that fucker in and the line snapping from tension.
Teach more femboys to fish so they can eat for a lifetime! I want survivalist femboys!
ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Oooh you make a good point!
too_high_for_this@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Pike fight hard af. I'm a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something
HollowNaught@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Is it just me or is left looking like AI?
azi@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
How is this even a question? northern pike wins any contest except maybe wii sports boxing
germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Pike mid diff
festnt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
depends on location. if underwater, fish wins. if out of water, femboy wins
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
What if it's raining?
azi@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
That's what the northern pike wants you to think
Darohan@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
Is this WEBFISHING?
CallateCoyote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
There’s still a wild ape inside of the soft shy femboy that can be reverted back to in a desperate survival situation.
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Femboys ain't pretty they just look that way
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
The ol' diamond back sturgeon came swimmin' along, mindin' his bidness one day.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Although I don't think N. Pikes can get nearly as big. They can get huge, but I don't think sturgeon big.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"Shy" it says