I do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants

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guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.

Cort@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y

You don't see it on the photo but "1" is literally just a phallus. Never go there.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

tapes the paper over the camera...

saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

LostXOR@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y
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JoShmoe@ani.social · 11 pts · 1y

OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 9 pts · 1y

"Enjoy the free show"

Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.

badbrainstorm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Down in the deep south

baines@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 1y

what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister

werewolfborg@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 1y

I did all these cock push ups for nothing!

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y

"Why is it all sticky?"

JediMindTricks@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

How big are their clits ?

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”

Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can't imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button

CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you'll be surprised.

Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

...Roll Tide...

dditty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn't wash my hands. What you gon' do about it, UOA?