c/lemmyshitpost · by Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1yI do this all the time when both my hands are full and I'm a bit excited in my pants 313 points · 22 comments · view on lemmy.world
22 Comments
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 1y
But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.
Cort@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
You don't see it on the photo but "1" is literally just a phallus. Never go there.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
tapes the paper over the camera...
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee · 14 pts · 1y
Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.
LostXOR@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1y
JoShmoe@ani.social · 11 pts · 1y
OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!
TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl · 9 pts · 1y
"Enjoy the free show"
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com · 8 pts · 1y
I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.
badbrainstorm@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Down in the deep south
baines@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 1y
what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister
werewolfborg@ttrpg.network · 7 pts · 1y
I did all these cock push ups for nothing!
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y
"Why is it all sticky?"
JediMindTricks@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
How big are their clits ?
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”
Mickey7@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can't imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you'll be surprised.
Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
...Roll Tide...
dditty@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn't wash my hands. What you gon' do about it, UOA?