All Rise

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13 Comments

DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone · 17 pts · 1y (6 replies)

At what point does a stick become a branch tho ?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Silence! You are not holding the talking branch! I mean, stick.

DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Wooden it be a shame if your argument came tumbling down.

Ziglin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I think yours might be timbering down.

naun@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Only when it's so large that the holder of the stick requires another person to advise them on how to wield such a sick. At that point, they obviously need a branch manager.

reef@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y

When it has offshoots or bark

satans_methpipe@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

That's a whole tree with the remaining taproot on the end.

peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Hmmm. We can't see the bottom of the stick. There's obviously storm damage.

How do we verify he is infact holding a stick, and not an unfortunate tree?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

First came the stick. Then came the constickracy theories.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The grimmest of reapers

xamirozar@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Happy that you have mentioned this

Seleni@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

Indeed, the most superior of sticks!

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Damn wtf, he is now stick King