c/nottheonion · by snuggledick@lemm.ee · 1yUnsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn5xx036p4vo381 points · 32 comments · view on lemmy.world
32 Comments
raidhse_abundance@lemm.ee · 131 pts · 1y
whostosay@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Alright mister
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 109 pts · 1y
The penguin is okay, that's the only thing important here.
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
First thing I checked the article for.
modifier@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
And that’s why I came here before potentially seeing something that would make me sad in the article.
huppakee@lemm.ee · 64 pts · 1y
Should have tariffed him better
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 1y
Apparently the penguin wanted a say in whether or not it was being deported
andybytes@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
The birds are fighting back
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 34 pts · 1y
Lembot_0001@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
match@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
-- TAKE ELON BACK RIGHT NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 1y
See, penguins were never meant to fly
sundray@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 1y
And he was drunk!
pulsewidth@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
InverseParallax@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 1y
take-off from **Bird Island **
andybytes@programming.dev · 17 pts · 1y
The authority said that "the lack of secure containment for the penguin" was responsible for creating the "dangerous situation".Hahaha
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
I'm going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.
Glitterbomb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Weird way to say the on-board computer is Linux based, but ok. Link to the CVE?
jagged_circle@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 1y
It was just shitty drivers.
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
(CVE-2016-5195)
Bernadette@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah but unsecured box doesn't generate clicks
snuggledick@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Yeah but would the box have slipped without the penguin in it? We need more penguin box experiments I think.
D_C@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Could this be a Schroedinger's penguin situation?
spizzat2@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Is it bad that my immediate thought was "Is the penguin okay?"
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
If it is bad, I don't wanna be good. Poor penguin
adarza@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
"Ooh, look, a button!"
"Huh? Private, don't!!!"
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
they were probably trying to steal the penguin... so they got what they deserve
Ledericas@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
in a box for pets, rather than proper cage conservationist use, definitely stealing it.
PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
Alpha71@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
THIS is why america tariffed them!
dontbelasagne@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Feathers mcgraw strikes again
MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/fI0Fa66h6Qo
Squorlple@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 1y
it's because franklin sherman wasn't there to point out the plotholes
https://youtu.be/3ENLigFHadY