Sneeze Dysphoria [CW: Assumes Viewer is Transfem]

My darling old aunt used to sneeze so loud that it would jump scare me on the floor above, while gaming, with headphones. It sounded like lightning crashing down. I miss my Aunt...

I basically force the sneeze through my front teeth and it kinda works most of the time. Taught myself how when I noticed a girl I sat next to in school sneezed almost silently and I thought it was super cute. Now, coughing and throat-clearing on the other hand... Sounds like I've lived my whole life in a coal mine...

Real. Everyone says you're not supposed to, but I hold my sneezes cause of this x3

My lovely, beautiful wife usual scares the shit out of me when she sneezes. I have never heard any man go as loud, ever. Some people just have amazing lung capacity and vocal chords!

I, as a cis woman, have the same problem. xD

if you exhale before the sneeze comes out it makes it cute for some reason

I learned how to sneeze like a girl

my larynx goes up high when I sneeze and usually I sound pretty cute, this was actually a problem for me pre-transition

coughing on the other hand, is harder - I always want to open my chest and lungs and cough deeply, which uh, sounds not feminine

Real D=

My mother sneezes when she's full. So when there's an occasion where people tend to overeat, everyone in the house knows when she reached capacity. It's like barking.

For a while we had a shelter cat who came to us at a later point in his live. And whatever happened to him in the past: when someone sneezed he meowed (not like cute little meow but the ones with the scrungy face). These two gave quite a show every evening, like a very weirs, loud and kinda angry duet

unfortunately I have my fathers sneeze which means every time I sneeze it registers on the Richter scale halfway across the world... and if I supress the sneeze I feel like my eyeballs will pop out -_-

cis dude i know has the daintiest, high-pitch low volume sneezes. He's a good dad and male role model

we dont choose our traits, but TV/social media sure as fuck has curated a very specific box which we all should 'supposedly' fit in.

Convinient for a certain few who profit from marketing to a particular over-catered-to demographic, no?

wait is this a real problm?

i thought this is a thing peeps jus do cuz they thinksies its funi... i always sneezed quietly lik: *breathes in* - - - tsch - |. i dun lik it when peeps yell lik - real loud n aggressiv when sneezn. suuu i jus dun do it..

i didn kno peeps actulli hav diffcultis with sneezin without yellin.... im supr vrri srri for u peeps ;(

My daughter has always had a weird sneeze pattern of three little coughing sneezes followed by the real one: achoo-achoo-achoo...AAAACHOOO!

One of her friends even made her a button:

Sneeze 1
Sneeze 2
Sneeze 3
BIG SNEEZE