I've been bitten by a squirrel and I had to get a rabies shot, and that was without putting it in my mouth and setting it on fire.
I'm proud you didn't smoke at the doctor's office!
I'm so glad I quit smoking squirrels. Worst fucking habit of my life.
Well how am I supposed to eat em then?
Just in case you need to substitute, the conversion rate for stir fry is a carton of ciggies to a dozen squirrels
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A cigarette never chewed through the firewall on my car and filled the glovebox with acorns
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Kolanaki@pawb.social · 40 pts · 1y
I've been bitten by a squirrel and I had to get a rabies shot, and that was without putting it in my mouth and setting it on fire.
Heathcliff@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
I'm proud you didn't smoke at the doctor's office!
ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 1y
I'm so glad I quit smoking squirrels. Worst fucking habit of my life.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 16 pts · 1y
Well how am I supposed to eat em then?
puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Cort@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Just in case you need to substitute, the conversion rate for stir fry is a carton of ciggies to a dozen squirrels
Maven@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
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hactar42@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
A cigarette never chewed through the firewall on my car and filled the glovebox with acorns
FelixCress@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y