c/memes · by dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org · 1y

js is in the "pure embodiment of hell" category along with vb.net and php

45 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Lawful good: absolutely nothing

Neutral good: Pascal

Chaotic neutral: Python

Chaotic Evil: Brainfuck

Kacarott@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Malbgolge is an esoteric lang like brainfuck, but much much harder to use

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Brainfuck is nice

++++++++++[>+>+++>+++++++>++++++++++<<<<-]>>>----.>++++++++++++++.-----------------.++++++++.+++++.--------.+++++++++++++++.------------------.++++++++.<<++.>>--.++++++++++.<<.>>-----.-----.------.++.

But for creating traumas

SparroHawc@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

Chaotic neutral: Python

This. I will never support a language that uses tokenized whitespace as 'Good' aligned.

wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 328d

Beat me to brainfuck

NicolaHaskell@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y

Lawful Good: haskell, scala, rust, go, erlang
True Neutral: C
Chaotic Good: +tex, +(the meta language we're using to express this kookiness)

Gustephan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I feel like batch should be in the evil alignment section. My experience with batch files is that .bat may as well be written .forkbomb

DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

Move C++ to chaotic evil and replace it with Rust.

Una@europe.pub · 2 pts · 1y

JavaScript is basicaly Java but nas some scripts in it