It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I’d want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
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Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 23 pts · 1y
It's nice enough. If I lost the wife and kids in a freak combine harvester accident I could see myself relocating to this place. Turn one of the two bollocks into a home office and have the other bollock for a bedroom. Just not sure if I'd want to sleep in the top bollock or the bottom bollock, though.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 1y
🤔 Seen this?
Depends on your bladder. Bottom bollock bedroom gives quick privy access.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 1y
The age old story...
^Though 'permits prompt privy passage' might have worked better/^
Emperor@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 1y
I have no wish to know about your privy passage, sir!
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
You claim that, yet you persist in prowling past, peeking and peering!
WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I like both my bollocks next to each other.
toiletobserver@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I don't get it
These postings need spoilers in the descriptions.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 16 pts · 1y
Hope this helps:
::: spoiler spoiler
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Typotyper@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Not being British I was trying to figure out what bollock was lol. I wasn’t literal enough
pack@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Floorplan kinda looks like a pee pee...
Cyber@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
Yeah, I kinda thought, well, technically the floor plan's correct - there's the round part there and another there and, ahhh...
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe · 7 pts · 1y
Lol, of course they did. They chose the least obvious orientation for the diagram, to their credit. Haha
buried_treasure@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y
I see what you did there.
Emperor@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
I ran through a few permutations but "cock-up" and "low-ball" just didn't work.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
What the hell is this house? Is it located in someone's backyard? What is going on?
Emperor@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 1y
It's a dovecote and outbuilding behind a large mansion house.
apis@beehaw.org · 1 pts · 1y
At Towerburn!