Dad, what happened to the dinosaurs?

asked Calvin.

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7 Comments

agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They lacked character.

Balthazar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I have no doubt this is exactly what Calvin's Dad would say!

threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

"Surviving the Chicxulub impact builds character"

pipes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

They were asking too many questions

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y

They're still around. They just like to keep a low profile. Ever seen someone in a trench coat, or wearing a mask so you couldn't see their face? It was probably a secret dinosaur.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y

They evolved rocket boosters amd left the planet

Oyu_Fka@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 1y

Well, it all went wrong when the orange faced trumposaurus rex, along with a pack of red capped magasaurs took charge of the total dinosaur population 🤔.