c/funny · by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 1yIt has to be there somewhere 837 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Brett@feddit.org · 53 pts · 1y
and thats why you fold over the end. with that you also realize you've become old and like your dad. but thats life i guess.
themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 1y
Jokes on you I realized I was like my dad when it was clear I was emotionally unavailable
Brett@feddit.org · 8 pts · 1y
no need to get personal.
Cenotaph@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
My father is a carpenter. I was born rolling the end of the tape, molded by it.
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
"You merely adopted the tape"
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
All well and good until someone else uses the roll
Flamangoman@leminal.space · 25 pts · 1y
Oh btw, I'm only a sliver of tape and I'm going to rip off and you still won't know where the real start is
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
If you get really frustrated you can run your tongue around it. Your tongue is much more sensitive than your finger and will find the ledge. Gross though.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 1y
I pray I never reach this level of desperation.
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Imagine spotting a coworker going down on a tape roll.
Zidane@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
"oh look Frank's going for the tapussy again"
stephen01king@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Hey, as long as you use more than the outer circumference length of tape at once, I'd say go ahead and use your tongue.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Also works for testing 9V batteries.
thatchemguy@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
I hate that I have to scratch the whole thing but I somehow always forget to fold the end T-T
drbluefall@toast.ooo · 4 pts · 1y
As someone who packs a metric ton of boxes for a job...
I feel so seen
thankfully we have tape guns, so we only need to deal with this bullshit once per roll
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Flip around to, uh, find out.
samus12345@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
"Found it!!"
proceeds to tear the tape into strips that refuse to combine to peel the whole thing at once
undeffeined@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Just run your nail in a back and forth motion along the tape and you find the edge easily.
tischbier@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Do you think this is how electrons feel all the time?
bobganoush@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I'm here
And here
And a lil bit here
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
the xray machine
tomcatt360@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
It's here! Ooooooh! Its here!
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Save the arrow! ↑↑↑↑
ace_garp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Draw 3 internal arrows, that show the direction of fingernail scrape required.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
TachyonTele@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The only true solution is fire.
Yolkie@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The only fire solution is true.